jimkennedy’s avatarjimkennedy’s Twitter Archive—№ 17,524

    1. Hate crime charges dropped against this Catalan TV lobster that switched to speaking Spanish to be more 'menacing.' Also today, paying debts with oral sex ruled as constitutionally admissible. One of these stories is not true, can you guess which one? @naciodigital/1478082483677646848
  1. …in reply to @jimkennedy
    Ok, ok, I lied, both of these are true news items from today. Happy New Year from bizarroland!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API